Gravatar sucks

Gravatar sucks.

I want to use a different avatar on different sites. I can’t. What the fuck is this shit? Who thought this was a good idea?

Can you actually select a different avatar if you go to gravatar.com and login there with one of those stupidly obscure website accounts that have nothing to do with gravatar whatsoever and of which none I have? I will never know. But I am guessing I can’t.